No, not me!! (Had you going).
I seem to know of an awful lot of babies being born recently (must be my age), and where there are babies, we need to have baby gifts. My standard gift is a little soft fleecy snuggly creature, but I recently found a pattern on Saartje's blog for some cuuuute little baby shoes. I am thinking about scaling these up for bigger feet too, though I fear they might end up skittering all over the kitchen floor!